Do you prefer to read electronic books or paper books? Why?
"Preparing first impact test using a hardcover print copy of Victor Hugo's Les Misérables. You may begin."
WHOCK!
"Impact was successful. Target has been knocked prone and appears to be disoriented. Bruising is already appearing. Bring in the next target for the next test... Thank you. Preparing second impact test using a digital copy of Victor Hugo's Les Misérables stored on a Samsung tablet. You may begin."
CRACK!
"Target remains upright and minimally stunned. Minor lacerations from cracked edges caused by impact. Tablet rendered inoperable. Please bring in the next target for the next test..."
(written 2021 February 8)
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