Language

 Write about a historical event from the perspective of an animal.

Oh, for fuck's sake, Paul! Why are you waking me up in the middle of the fucking night? Oh, some fuckwit in a chapel lit a lantern, and that means the British are coming? They're already hear, dumbass, in case you didn't notice. I guarantee this can wait until the fucking morning.

All right, you're putting the saddle on now, so I guess we're really fucking doing this. All because your lazy ass can't run through the streets by yourself. You have to drag me into your shit.

This better be fucking worth it. There had better be a goddam cartload of fucking carrots in front of my stable in the morning, or I'm going to be pissed the fuck off.

So where are we going because of this bullshit? Lexington!? You can go fuck yourself. I'm going back to bed. You can easily walk that on your two stubby little legs. Hey! Don't jump on my back!

Argh, fine. Fine! Lets just get this fucking over with. Fucking revolutionary horseshit... 

(written 2021 February 18)