Write a diary entry, dated 10 years in the future.
Dear Diary,
It finally happened! After five long years working at the local fulfillment center, I earned the right to full Amazon corporate citizenship. I'm so excited!
Tomorrow I drive to the Amazon regional headquarters for additional on-boarding. I'll be assigned my very own name! No more using my employee number for everything.
In another week, they'll send me to my Amazon training facility to prepare for the one year of mandatory military service, then it's off to war-torn Ireland to hopefully wipe out the evil Facebook corporation. I can't wait!
If everything goes well, I can apply for Prime citizenship. Things are looking up, diary!
(written 2021 January 3)
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