Cheese

 What area of your life do you tend to enjoy in excess instead of moderation?

"You must've known this would happen," I said to my husband on the other side of the door.

"Yes," he groaned.

"You've been in there for almost an hour."

"I know."

"Your legs must be completely numb."

"They are."

"Why would you order three extra-cheese pizzas and try to eat them all yourself?"

I hear him grunt as he attempts another squeeze.

"I... had a coupon."

(written 2021 January 24)